Located in a little known Mornington backwater this exciting new venue boasts some pleasantly drinkable Home Brews and the now legendary  "Mt Martha Mist".

Truly magnificent culinary delights  and "cheesy kabegetables".

This venue offers up to the minute Racing technology, ( on occasions we must apologize for the break in sky channel racing transmission due to unforseen glitches in pirate technology. )

Artworks of world repute by local artisans ( voyeurs) including fine sculpture, photography and extremely rare exhibits of intricate merkins.

Please inquire about our discounts available for Woodie's latest System / (Scam).